the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.